The things I learned from my boys.....

Boy, (noun): A noise with dirt on it.

1. Gorilla glue & super glue work wonders for broken toys.
2. Gorilla glue & Super glue do not come out of clothes, counter tops and skin.
3. Anything can be turned into a gun...anything!
4. Shout is a must along with bleach.
5. Stuffed animals can do some damage, if launched off a ceiling fan while on.
6. There is an invisible herd of elephants that miraculously appears at bedtime.
7. They give new meaning to the phrase "Ring around the tub".
8. Mud pies grow on you. Especially when there are worms in them. You gotta give them credit for originality!
9. Rocks become part of the family, the washer & the dryer.
10. They are convinced new shoes make them faster.

I love my boys. They make my life fun and they keep me humble. I have gotten used to the fact that my heart will forever reside outside of my body, in the form of two awesome boys.