The School of Chaos

Friday, May 28, 2010

Top 10 Things we have learned in Japan

10. The spiders here are ginormous!!
9. Japanese appliances are NOT the same as American. I would kill to wash my clothes in hot water!
8. The Japanese are way too happy with mayonaise!
7. There is a recording that comes on every night & for all we know it could be telling everyone to throw food at us.
6. Driving on the "wrong" side of the road really gets to be fun. Going back to the States will be interesting.
5. There is a serious need for a sound system expert here. You can't hear anything in church!
4. Vending machines are everywhere, even in a field!
3. You can't talk on your cell phone while driving, but you can watch TV!! Seriously!!
2. Banana carriers are the funniest things ever made.
1. The Penguins from Madagascar got it right when they said "smile & wave boys, just smile & wave"!